All Hail Queen Vicky

All Hail Queen Vicky

I’M A CELEBRITY, FINAL Anyone monitoring the betting odds on the final wouldn’t have been a bit surprised to see Geordie Shore’s Vicky Pattison making an entitled lunge for the crown of twigs. The surprisingly articulate winner of this year’s series couldn’t contain...
Bannatyne Banished

Bannatyne Banished

I’M A CELEBRITY, NIGHT 18, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 3RD   So changed was the mood in the camp tonight that you half expected the remaining contestants to link arms and dance around singing ‘Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead’. The departure of Lady C on ‘medical grounds’...
Kieron’s Eyelashes

Kieron’s Eyelashes

I’M A CELEBRITY, NIGHT 11, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 26TH Let’s keep it short and snappy. Hasn’t Kieron got fabulous eyelashes? And maths is one of his specialities. Voting tomorrow! Woo-hoo!
Method In Her Madness

Method In Her Madness

I’M A CELEBRITY, NIGHT 10, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 25TH There have previous series of this show in which the carefully chosen mismatched celebs settled down for one, long, grubby love-in. This, of course, proved terribly tedious for us viewers. Knowing that there’s...
Three In A Bed

Three In A Bed

I’M A CELEBRITY, NIGHT 9, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 24TH Sometimes, just sometimes, reality TV throws up something so unexpected you just don’t know where to look. Tonight brought us one of those moments as retired footballer Kieron Dyer and lisping boxer Chris Eubank joined...
Unlikely Heartthrob Duncan

Unlikely Heartthrob Duncan

I’M A CELEBRITY, NIGHT 8, MONDAY, NOVEMBER 23RD ‘There are just millions and millions of reasons why I find Duncan Bannatyne attractive.’ Thus spake Vicky Pattison, some 35 years his junior and several leagues above him in the attractiveness stakes. Would those...