Geordie Gem

Geordie Gem

I’M A CELEBRITY, NIGHT 7, SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22nd Geordie lass Vicky showed both her sweet and organised side tonight with her detailed and loving instructions to task partner Ferne. The girls might only have won six out of twelve stars but, boy, did they give it a good...
Tomato Soup Gate

Tomato Soup Gate

  I’M A CELEBRITY, NIGHT 6, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 21ST Or, as this henceforward shall be known, the Night of the Tomato Soup. Presumably used to high-end meals and endless high protein snacks, the hungry celebrities tonight bickered endlessly over a can of soup....
Spencer’s Swift Exit

Spencer’s Swift Exit

I’M A CELEBRITY, NIGHT 5, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 20TH Tonight began with the announcement that Spencer Matthews, he of the plummy tones and bulging biceps, had left the jungle. Ant and Dec were ‘unable to say any more’ but a glance at any tabloid will tell you it had...
Freudian Slip

Freudian Slip

I’M A CELEBRITY, NIGHT 4, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19TH We’ve heard of jungle desperation but Duncan Bannatyne’s ‘accidental’ stumble into Lady C’s bed was surely a Freudian slip he’ll never forget. After her rude awakening, Lady C then was given the respect she demands...
Sizzling shower

Sizzling shower

I’M A CELEBRITY, NIGHT THREE, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 18TH   Wow well we certainly got value for money in this third installment from the jungle. Not only did we have Lady C refusing to do the trial, we also had two crazy rows, the obligatory swimsuit shower scene...
Lady C’s Mess Tin Meltdown

Lady C’s Mess Tin Meltdown

I’M A CELEBRITY, NIGHT TWO, MONDAY, NOVEMBER 16TH   Only day two in the jungle and it’s already time to rename this series ‘The Lady Colin Campbell Show’. Firstly, the crazy lady ate her way elegantly through an array of critters and critter private parts,...