Norris Knows It All

Norris Knows It All

CORONATION STREET, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 17TH In a neat little episode without too much high drama it was Norris’ grasp of celebrity gossip that made us gasp the most. When he’s not flogging things on Weatherdealer, he obviously has his nose buried deep in the celebrity...
Boulle Maidens Over

Boulle Maidens Over

MADE IN CHELSEA: SOUTH OF FRANCE, MONDAYS, E4 Let’s face it, MIC isn’t always full of surprises. Fans of the show can usually see storylines coming from a mile away, even without the use of opera glasses. And yet geeky Francis Boulle’s return to the show, this time...
Aidan and Maria: the Aftermath

Aidan and Maria: the Aftermath

CORONATION STREET, MONDAY, AUGUST 15TH One is liable to pay a very high price for an illicit fifteen minutes on a sofa as factory boss Aidan realised tonight. Shifty didn’t even begin to cover his demeanour as he tried to side-step the fact that he schtupped Mad Maria...
Banish The Bear

Banish The Bear

CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER, NIGHTLY, FIVE Last night, a man who is famous for reasons known only to himself, was evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother House. The self-styled Heavy D is large, obnoxious and has apparently forged some sort of notoriety by shouting ‘Boom’ at...
Bare Necessity?

Bare Necessity?

NAKED ATTRACTION, CHANNEL 4, MONDAYS If you’re wondering what that whooshing noise is, it’s the sound of fourteen future careers being flushed down the toilet. In a world where employers rule out candidates for ever so slightly dodgy posts on social media, why oh why...
Jason’s Juggling Emotions

Jason’s Juggling Emotions

CORONATION STREET, TUESDAY, JUNE 14TH Five days till our next installment from Weatherfield so we have to make do with this hour of stress and misery. Life’s not fair sometimes is it? That’s a thought that seems to have been passing through Jason Grimshaw’s mind...