Boulle Maidens Over

Boulle Maidens Over

MADE IN CHELSEA: SOUTH OF FRANCE, MONDAYS, E4 Let’s face it, MIC isn’t always full of surprises. Fans of the show can usually see storylines coming from a mile away, even without the use of opera glasses. And yet geeky Francis Boulle’s return to the show, this time...
Banish The Bear

Banish The Bear

CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER, NIGHTLY, FIVE Last night, a man who is famous for reasons known only to himself, was evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother House. The self-styled Heavy D is large, obnoxious and has apparently forged some sort of notoriety by shouting ‘Boom’ at...
Love Me, Love My Kids

Love Me, Love My Kids

SINGLE DAD SEEKING…, TLC, TUESDAYS Another crazy premise leads to another compelling reality show if you’re interested in cute kids and dating that is. Five single dads invite five women that they’ve only met online to move in with them and their children to see can...
Narcissists In Da House

Narcissists In Da House

BIG BROTHER LIVE LAUNCH, FIVE It’s come a long way since the early, innocent days of tending chickens and mild bitching but the juggernaut that is the original reality show lumbers on. The best thing about the show by far is presenter Emma Willis who manages to...
Tits, Twits and Snits

Tits, Twits and Snits

LOVE ISLAND, NIGHTLY, ITV2 Yes it’s that time of year again. Pollen counts are climbing, the sun is playing hide and seek and a bunch of over-muscled and overly made-up guys and gals have headed for a villa in Mallorca to strut their stuff. Monday night’s opening...
Nightmares Revisited

Nightmares Revisited

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS, MONDAYS, LIFETIME Ah, the reunion. The bit where all the ladies get to sit in the studio in their absolute finery picking over the bones of the previous season. While everyone obviously has their best face forward, it remains a...